There’s nothing wrong with experiencing pleasure and wanting to scream it to the world (no judgements here), but sometimes we’re looking for sex toys that are just, well, on the quiet side. There are so many reasons to look for a quiet sex toy – like, if you’re visiting or living with your parents, have roommates, or, if you’re like me, you’re tired of having to desensitize your children to the sound of the loud buzz of your “back” massager.
Luckily, there are lots of companies, many of which are women-owned 😊, which understand the added benefits of designing products that are discreet and whisper-quiet. Here’s a list of my favorite silent sex toys (all body-safe, of course).
This super silent G-spot vibrator was designed to reach the sometimes-elusive erogenous area with a “pearl” at the top of the toy that pulses for ultimate stimulation. What really sold me on the OhMyG was the story behind its creation. It was created by a couple who have children and who saw a void in the market. They created the OhMyG to be both quiet and powerful for mind-blowing pleasure.
You can purchase the OhMyG at IOBA Toys right now for $99 (Normally $159).
Okay, how amazing is it that you can wear one of your favorite sex toys as a gorgeous piece of jewelry? It feels provocative knowing you can take off your necklace and have guaranteed pleasure no matter where you are. The Vesper is so quiet and so incredibly powerful someone would think there is some #blackmagicfuckery going on. If you love clitoral stimulation, this little baby packs a punch while still being discreet.
You can purchase the Vesper at Love Crave from $69.
3) The WaterSlyde
Okay, this is my absolute fav! I’m a little biased because I’m the inventor after all. I created The WaterSlyde as a way to get back to my grass roots of my self-pleasure rituals. You can’t get any more discreet than having some private time in the tub. What? I’m “just” taking a bath.
The WaterSlyde delivers a delicious stream of water directly to your vulva for some intense pleasure. The only sound people will hear is running water (If you can manage to control your moans, that is).
You can purchase The WaterSlyde at Lovability for $35 [and Save 25% now through June 7 with code “WET” at checkout; see ad for more details]
4) Unbound Squish
I love this little palm-sized vibrator. The shape reminds me of my makeup applicator — but it does way more! One of the cool things about The Squish is that the harder you squeeze, the stronger the vibration becomes. It even lets you compose and replay customizable vibration patterns so every time is unique.
You can purchase The Squish at Unbound for $99.
5) NJoy Fun Wand
The Fun Wand is as silent as you can get. This is a must-have in your collection of sex toys. It is beautifully crafted of high-quality stainless steel and is wonderful for both vaginal and anal play (don’t go back and forth without cleaning though).
You can purchase the Fun Wand at Njoy for $95.
6) The Womanizer Starlet
This is the OG of the revolutionary airpulse technology. Rather than vibrate, The Starlet makes an air-tight seal over your clitoris and pulses air to stimulate. Ugh, and don’t get me started with how many knock-offs have come from this little baby. Not only can you have amazing orgasms from The Starlet but it actually has a silent mode. And if you’re concerned about people finding your sex toys, the nice thing is you can leave this out next to your makeup and some might just think it’s for facials 😊.
You can purchase the Starlet at Womanizer right now for $49 (Normally $69).
7) Lioness Vibrator
Last but definitely not least, is the Lioness. Created by badass women engineers, it’s one of the most advanced sex toys on the market. It has built-in sensors and an intuitive mobile app that allows you to visualize your arousal and orgasms which brilliantly helps you learn what you like. How cool is that? If that’s not reason enough, it also delivers powerful customizable speeds while maintaining a very low level of sound.
You can purchase the Lioness here for $229.
So the next time you’re on the prowl for a super silent sex toy, try one of these 7 best silent sex toys. And remember: most sex toy materials are compatible with water-based lube, like HALLELUBEYAH, for some extra pleasure (just make sure to check the labels on your toys first). You got this, babe.
The WaterSlyde aquatic stimulator and Hallelubeyah personal lubricant are products of Lovability. All other products have been personally chosen and neither the author, Babe With The Power nor Lovability receive compensation for these recommendations (we’re just big fans!).
About The Author
Inventor of The WaterSlyde, a revolutionary, patented feminine hygiene device / stimulator, and co-owner of Lovability, Maureen Pollack believes in removing the stigma surrounding sexual health and personal hygiene. She is also an intimacy coach, helping empower women in all stages of life to embrace intimacy through coaching and lifestyle products. A book and feature film about Maureen’s journey as a “mompreneur” are currently in pre-production.